This job has made me cry so many times, I have to find something else

me: yikes maybe I should try to reel in my inner slut :/

also me: *sets up 4 dates/hookups* :)

abraca-datass:

Mood board of Edward forcing himself to eat pizza™️ in Twilight

bestgore:

Mutuals let me smell you with my antennas

trainthief:

PARDON?!!??

lambily:

Faggots?

once I learn how to tie a tie it’s OVER for you heauxs

Keep reading

elodieunderglass:

whoiskasey:

these are really good observations!!!!